IF YOU WANT TO GET SEXUALLY SATISFIED EVERY DAY, GET MARRIED TO MEN FROM THIS PROVINCE!
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A
while back a study was done which ranked average penis sizes per country
worldwide and South African Men came in at number 41, which got me and my
friends to talking and brainstorming about if we were to rank
our own South African Men’s average penis size per tribe, which tribe would
come out tops? Since we couldn’t do like a fully-fledged research I decided to
give each and every one of my female friends, relative and colleague a task to
go back into their history books and also ask their female associates to do the
same too and tell me which tribe has the D and which one has the d. I also
asked a lot of females for feedback on all social networks like Facebook,
twitter and the likes and here is what I came across:
1.
Venda Men
Most
females and I included can confirm that this naturally tanned up brothers from
the north got arms for days and rumour has it that it’s connected to a tree
from birth, so the more the tree grows the bigger the Azwindini and they also
have their own Viagra called Mpesu, so if you’re like Kelly Rowland and them
and don’t want to feel your legs afterwards, this is your motivation.
2.
Tsonga Men
Another
chocolatier from the north, even though I haven’t had an encounter with a
Tsonga Men before, my research results show that they cum in well armed as well
and they prefer big families.
3.
Xhosa Men
Now
these egoistical brothers are not just well endowed, most of them are fine and
they got a big ego but is fine because the can back it up. They say it takes a
certain type of women to handle this tribe and I tried back in the days but I
had to let it go for my sanity’s sake, but one thing I know for sure is that
they know how to take good care of a women but the tricky part is to find the
right Xhosa Men.
4.
Pedi Men
4,
I personally think that Zulu Men were supposed to be at number 4 since the ones
I’ve been with held their own but the results from my research proved me
otherwise, plus some women complained about the excess skin down there on most
Zulu Men, so number 4 will go to our Pedi Men.
5.
Zulu Men
Looking
at my research’s results, it seems like almost every female has once dated a
Zulu Men and I think is due to the fact that the Zulu tribe is the Majority in
South Africa but one of the main reason they’re at number 5 is because the
ladies say there Is no consistency when it comes to this tribe, you might get a
D from your first Zulu Men and then get a d from the next one. Consistency or
no consistency, Zulu Men are G’s.
6.
Ndebele and Swati Men
According
to most females, the Men from this two tribes are very romantic, loyal and
averagely packaged.
7.
Sotho and Tswana Men
Another
tribe that has Men who knows how to take care of their women, but according to
my research it seems like this tribe consist of a lot of fine light skinned
brothers and the ladies in my research stand behind the well-known myth that
most light skinned Men have the d, but overall this is good peoplez right here
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